Goodbye, farewell, amen.

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Thank you for coming today to the funeral to celebrate the short life, and to mourn the early death, of our good friend TeeBeTee.

I know some of you seem upset, but she’s gone to a better place, a place where she will be at rest and no longer troubled by such problems as having to restrict herself to eating a normal  person amount of food, or having to work and support herself for a living, and lets hope she’s gone to a happier place where whatever god she believed in will offer her the afterlife she deserves. Continue reading “Eulogy – a short story” →