There is a business near me whose business name is WILSONSELFSTORAGE – that is how the signage is written.


I wrote them this letter. They have yet to respond.

Dear Wilson’s Elf Storage,

My associates and I are enquiring about rates for the following elves that we would like to store;

  1. 1 Mirkwood elf
  2. 4 Lothlorian elves (3M. 1F)

At this stage we have no need of Rivendell storage. Continue reading “WILSONSELFSTORAGE”


Corporate Hijinks

In 2001 i was working for a company that came down hard with a new WET WASTE policy. Someone got a notice telling them off for putting something damp in their bin.

What i did after they got this first notice, was write up the one below and pop it on their desk.

I also rewrote the policy in detail and posted it around the office. It was in the same font as the Original. It caused both confusion and giggles.

I got into trouble for this but I didn’t give a shit then and i only just found the documents now so I had a laugh.

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Corporate Hijinks

Car email

I sold a car a few months ago, I got an email from someone clearly trying to rip me off, it was bodgey as.  I’d giving the final price and tried to ask about the muddle headed arrangements of ‘I will send a representative and pay you by direct credit some money’ stuff.
This is the text of how the conversation went after this.

I got no reply from my reply. I think they thought I was not taking it seriously enough.

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Car email