There is a business near me whose business name is WILSONSELFSTORAGE – that is how the signage is written.
I wrote them this letter. They have yet to respond.
Dear Wilson’s Elf Storage,
My associates and I are enquiring about rates for the following elves that we would like to store;
- 1 Mirkwood elf
- 4 Lothlorian elves (3M. 1F)
At this stage we have no need of Rivendell storage.
Could I enquire your:
Rates until the coming of the fourth age
Payment can be in the form of gold coin, gold cup. Services (armies/archers in time of war) or a unique gold ring (one of three – a bargain).
Do you offer storage for halflings or orcs? Will will have need for these services soon.
(Dwarfish runes: translates as “yours in service to the dream”)
Son of Yazmolan Beryblade