Ahhh. Brenden the Broflake who I didn’t even argue with on the internet. I just didn’t. He came in swinging, howling, being hurt. My not arguing was thus invalidating him in whatever position it was he was upholding (no one from that conversation actually knows). I didn’t argue. I was obtuse. I didn’t respond to him at all. I did wow dog meme his nonsense.
Here are his very own words about me – as I cast them back to him in prose. I hope you appreciate it more than he did. There was a deeply lyrical quality to his insults and the things he made up. I am just sad he deleted his really good stuff before I got it copied…. Very prose. Such Sook. Wow.
Also, he kept threatening to flounce off, and yet did not. I was much dissapoint.
ODE TO BRENDEN (Brenden’s words to me)
You’ve been smacked all over the place
And caused insult and hurt
I can see an empty space
Where sad people have avoided your blurt
You are deliberately obtuse
Nasty, difficult, irrational
You’re replies have made me puce
You’re a disgrace to the nation…al
You must be such a pleasant person
To know and spend time with
Around you I’d never worsen
I can totally see why everyone
Would want to be in your
Pleasant and encouraging company
You should arrange a tour!
You have a lovely day now, you hear?
But I have one last appeal…
I want you to be made aware
How hurty you made me feel