There is a business near me whose business name is WILSONSELFSTORAGE – that is how the signage is written.

 

 

I wrote them this letter. They have yet to respond.

Dear Wilson’s Elf Storage,

My associates and I are enquiring about rates for the following elves that we would like to store;

1. 1 Mirkwood elf
2. 4 Lothlorian elves (3M. 1F)

At this stage we have no need of Rivendell storage. Continue reading “WILSONSELFSTORAGE – How much does it cost to store an Elf?” →