Your boyfriend is gay, sweetie!

Have you never really noticed

That your new boyfriend is gay?

We are all a bit embarrassed

And someone had to say

I’m sure he likes your friendship

But your goolies are all wrong

To all of us it’s really clear

That you’re a downright naive nong

Has he ever said he loves you, dear?

And tried touching you ‘that way’?

Your bits, you know, would be so ick

For someone so obviously gay

Stop showing us your lovely man

Sweetie, it’s not what you think

His reluctance isn’t just shyness

He will NEVER want to dink!

Your boyfriend is gay, sweetie!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s