Corporate Hijinks – pranks in corporate life

In 2001 i was working for a company that came down hard with a new WET WASTE policy. Someone got a notice telling them off for putting something damp in their bin.

What i did after they got this first notice, was write up the one below and pop it on their desk.

I also rewrote the policy in detail and posted it around the office. It was in the same font as the Original. It caused both confusion and giggles.

I got into trouble for this but I didn’t give a shit then and i only just found the documents now so I had a laugh.

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Burden – musings on a life that intersects mine

I had some big things happen to me and was thinking a lot when I wrote this.

You ultimately can only carry your own burden, along your own path

Sometimes you can accept someone elses but if you do it for more than a little while

They will keep adding load to you and you will be dealing with theirs not your own

And both of yours increase at the same rate. They more they palm off to you the harder it gets for them when they have to accept theirs back again Continue reading “Burden – musings on a life that intersects mine”

Burden – musings on a life that intersects mine

Baby man – prose to a certain type of person

A small bit of prose dedicated to a certain someone

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The thing that’s so sad

Is you’re so close to ‘good’

A small whisker off ‘nice’

If you just understood.

You’re often quite fun

Good looking and fit

If only you were not

So totally shit. Continue reading “Baby man – prose to a certain type of person”

Baby man – prose to a certain type of person