Yearly Horoscope – Aquarius

What does 2018 bring for you?

You are a water sign, thus you have wrinkly fingers and toes. It’s gross, don’t touch me with them.

If anyone wants a drink you are obliged to bring it to them, it’s your job after all. You are best fitted in 2018 to be a waiter, an agriculturist, or a toilet cleaner – anything really where fluids are transported. You should definitely invest in comfortable shoes this year because you’ll be on your feel all day, trudging around doing menial labor that a good automated system could do in half the time. Don’t worry though, automation is coming and you’ll be out of a job before you know it. Continue reading “Yearly Horoscope – Aquarius”

Yearly Horoscope – Aquarius