Jessie’s Girl – I fixed the song lyrics so it’s far less creepy

Jessie’s girl is a horrible song. Imagine you are actually the woman dating Jessie and his best mate is constantly creeping on you.

Fixed it.

Jessie’s my boy fried,
And, I know he’s really sweet sometimes
But lately something’s changed
It ain’t hard to define
Jessie’s got this mate and he watches me all the time
And he cracks it when I look at Jesse
And sulks when we fuck and lets me know it! Continue reading “Jessie’s Girl – I fixed the song lyrics so it’s far less creepy”

Jessie’s Girl – I fixed the song lyrics so it’s far less creepy

The Deep Thinker (a poem)

This poem was written because the defense to someone’s crappy actions was ‘he’s just a deep thinker! Total. Bollocks.

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Because he’s a really deep thinker

It seems that he’s often unfair

But all of his time is spent thinking

He does not have time to care Continue reading “The Deep Thinker (a poem)”

The Deep Thinker (a poem)