Jessie’s girl is a horrible song. Imagine you are actually the woman dating Jessie and his best mate is constantly creeping on you.

Fixed it.

Jessie’s my boy fried,
And, I know he’s really sweet sometimes
But lately something’s changed
It ain’t hard to define
Jessie’s got this mate and he watches me all the time
And he cracks it when I look at Jesse
And sulks when we fuck and lets me know it!
And sulks when Jess holds me in his arms, late at night
You know I wish Jessie’s mate would fuck off
I really do hate Jessie’s mate
Why does he think i want a men like that?
I play along with the charade
Nothing i can put my finger on to make a charge
He stares at me and sooks and thinks he’s cute
I would never go there but the point is moot
‘Cause he’s watching me with those eyes
And he’s creeping outside my door, I just know it!
And he’s wanking in the shower, late at night
You know I wish Jessie’s mate would learn my name!
I really do hate Jessie’s mate
Why does he think I want a ‘nice guy’ like that?
I’m Jessie’s girl
I like being Jessie’s girl
Why can’t he piss off…
Why does he think I want a ‘nice guy’ like that?
And he’s lookin’ in the mirror all the time
Wonderin’ what I want him to be
Tried been funny; full of pick up lines
Whining about how he wishes it could be
Telling me I’ve freindzoned that prat?
I wish he’d stop talking about a date
I wish that he would just fuck off
I will never sleep with Jessie’s mate
Why can’t he just understand language like that?
I’m hate Jessie’s mate
I cannot even! Jessie’s mate
I really do hate Jessie’s mate